I just had to share some stuff that made me laugh today.
Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Contestant: My edge is… 21 years old.
Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Contestant: I’ll be 31.
Gosh, that is so something I would say. Hahahaha.
Sa psychiatric ward…
Nars: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo?
Pasyente: Oo naman! Syempre!
Nars: (natuwa) Nasaan na ba ang pamilya mo?
Pasyente: Nasa isip ko nga, eh! Tanga ka ba?!
ERAP SA PIZZA HUT
WAITER: sir, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8
slices?
ERAP: into four na lang, masyadong marami yung eight. di ko mauubos.
nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakita
niloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.
BANTAY: sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.
ERAP: bobo! Seedless to!
DOC: umubo ka!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: ubo pa!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: okay.
PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
DOC: may ubo ka.
Typical. So typical. Heaven help us.
But I guess I’m just as bad as all of them, since I’m sharing this on my blog, haha. *sigh*
